Started IMing with Chris today. Met him on eharmony, saw his picture, actually thought he was cute. We've been emailing for like two weeks.

Then, we started to find out the things in common.

*He has the same $200 metal DDR dance pad that I have
*He likes the same anime that I do, and then some
*Enjoys sushi to no end
*Loves Super Puzzle Fighter, the best puzzle game ever
*Thinks Final Fantasy VII is the best of the FF series, which IT IS!
*Agrees that they should have stopped after the first Matrix
*Loves the same manga

Freaky, just freaky.
I was thinking, "Wow, what a cute little dork he is." Then I realized, "Wait, we have everything in common, therefore...I AM A DORK!"

For example, an illustration of our dorkiness:
Jen (4:00:19 PM): I have Mario Kart Double dash and unlocked the secret cup and players, but as for real racing games, yeah...not so good.
Chris (4:00:34 PM): you can use my cars... if we go to a Fast and the Furious game
Chris (4:00:41 PM): Double Dash is tight
Jen (4:00:48 PM): ok, sounds good!
Chris (4:00:50 PM): who do you partner up with
Jen (4:01:06 PM): okay, so, I love Wario, just because he makes me LAUGH so hard
Jen (4:01:26 PM): but I usually use baby mario & luigi, because, as I mentioned before, I suck, and they tend not to fly off the sides for me when turning
Jen (4:01:31 PM): even if I drift, I still suck somehow
Chris (4:02:11 PM): toad and koopa troopa
Jen(4:02:24 PM): ooh
Jen (4:02:26 PM): good
Jen (4:02:33 PM): you would make a formidable opponent
Chris (4:02:59 PM): yeah, but rainbow road for SNES I think was the hardest of them all
Jen (4:03:15 PM): they have rainbow road in the secret cup! It is SOOO HARD
Chris (4:03:36 PM): my brother set a redonkulous record on the time trial


Yeah. I don't really know what to say about that. The rest of the conversation only gets worse.